The Economic Crisis Vs. Rosemary
So apparently my brother who is in 4th form (for the sake of anonymity I will call him “Steve”) has been trying to buy some weed off my 7th form brother’s (for the sake of anonymity I will call him “Nick”) friend over the past 4 days.
So Nick decides last night that he will grab some Rosemary from our house and mix it with some other herbs and give it to his dealing friend to roll up. So as per usual Steve comes rocking up at lunch time with his friends and continues to bother Nick’s friend for weed.
After some bothering on Steve and his friends part, Nick’s friend agrees to sell two joints of “weed” to Steve and his friends for $50. So Steve hands over a $20 American note and a $10 New Zealand note and Nick’s friend hands over the two “joints”.
Nick and his group of friends watch Steve and his friends walk away huddling excitedly over their first ever joints of “weed”. But sure enough, they soon unravel it and quickly discover it is anything but weed and quickly come right back to Nick’s friend.
Nick’s friend doesn’t give the money back. Nick now has possession of the money and Nick and I are in eager anticipation of Steve coming home to have a hilarious confrontation with Nick.
Oh punk kids these days.
For the record, I have never smoked anything in my life and do not condone such behaviour.
