Dylan Vs. Twitter
Todays post, it’s almost a little embarrassing to talk about. I used to be a whore. By that I don’t mean I used to be a male escort working my way around the globe pleasuring housewives and cougars alike. What I do mean, is I used to be a Twitter Whore, or to abbreviate, a Twhore.
Look at this graph with me, if you will. In the months of October and December of 2009, I tweet over 1000 times per month. Which to be honest is a horrifically huge number. Even to this day, I have not even the slightest clue in what on earth I had so much to talk about.
Throughout 2010, I could of been quoted that the above graph was the inevitable decline of my presence on Twitter. Although this didn’t end up being the case, sure I don’t tweet as much anymore, nor I don’t have conversations anymore through Twitter like I once did. I think I have just plateaued. Not that I have anything less to say, more of the fact I like to believe I have opted in for the quality over quantity approach.
Maybe my life priorities just switched over in 2010, spending more time out in the world and less time drowning in my own e-vanity. (Not that I have become less vain.) Maybe, I just I saw less of an importance to have such a huge presence on the internet. Or maybe alternatively, maybe I just took all my comedic insights to Tumblr and my wit to Facebook. Whatever the answer is, I doubt it has any significance to you, or anyone for that matter. So I will be very surprised if anyone made it past the first paragraph, let alone to this point of my rant. I however don’t apologize for your wasted time, no one forced you to read this steaming pile of crap.
In short, why on earth would someone blog about Twitter on a Friday. Everyone knows you gotta get down on Friday!
