Dylan Vs. The Dylanholics

Episode 1

i don’t know you but saw this link in the live feed cause i’m desperately waiting for some ppl to come on skype and i’m bored atm

I don’t watch the live feed sorry, you should just talk to me (that’s if you’re not a creeper).

FAVORITE BAND?!

The Killers.

Marry me. Buy me Vanilla Coke. And marry me.

Patience is a virtue.

My half-mexican loins are calling out to you.

Dare you answer that call?

Depends, are my loins calling for you?

ilyan’whalesan’fo’shizzle

I love me also, don’t know about Whales though.

i really enjoy reading your thoughts on twitter. i’m way to shy to ever actually say anything to you. but yeah, just letting you know, you don’t know me but i’m following…

That’s lovely of you, very kind oh timid follower.

You should go to homegroup.

I should also put some clothes on.

by far, i like your tweets the most. i follow less than 30 people. thank goodness you are light-hearted. if you were serious it would be soooo notsome. :D

I’m flattered, you love my tweets! It’s all fun and games. Serious people eat cereal. I eat porridge.

You just whisk the eggs, add a bit of water, melt butter in a pan, then when the butter is sizzling put the egg in.
Cook till nice and firm then flip in half with the prawns inside and eat it, you f***!

Oh really, sweet? I never thought I would learn how to cook from a Dylanholic.