September 2009
148 posts
The Pants Party
The madness begins today.
5th Rule Of The Pants Party: Pants are Optional.
I am my own worst enemy.
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No, don't you worry, we'll all float on. →
Even if things get heavy, we’ll all float on.
‘Float On’ by Modest Mouse
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You’re my dream, please come true.
– Relient K
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I Hate The Internet
The internet is one big cruel trick on our hearts and minds. Why? Because it allows us to make real connections with real people all the way across the world.
How is that a cruel trick?
Because It’s not fair.
It’s not fair that you can make amazing friendships.
It’s not fair that you cam make these amazing friendships with people all around the world.
It’s not fair...
Good Morning
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Today is 25th of September 2009 the time is currently 7:20am. It may be overcast but it’s Friday, so everyone get out there, have a fantastic day and a brilliant start to the weekend.
I’ve been your host DJ Disco Dyl and today is your day.
Over and out!
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Play the sad notes on the piano. Let the rest of the band go home. Cause...
– Hawksley Workman
Beautiful lyrics. Beautiful song.
Women are beautiful creatures, especially when they’re cooking you bacon...
– Dylan Turney
I love my Mum!
Dylan Vs. Wednesday, 23rd of September, 2009
Today has been a great day at work. It has been consistently funny throughout. It almost reminded me of an episode of ‘The Office’ with the level of shenanigans that went on! (Yes, I used the word shenanigans).
Some of the reoccurring themes of today were:
Justin Timberlake
“Arrogant”
Recycling
@neechers
As I sit here sipping on a Bundaberg ‘Peachee’ (I...
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This Is A Story Of Boy Meets Girl
They are perfect for each other.
But alas, the boy doesn’t love the girl and the girl doesn’t love the boy.
Man, I don’t drop character until I’ve done the DVD Commentary.
– Kirk Lazarus Tropic Thunder
5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness
Much of the brain is still mysterious to modern science, possibly because modern science itself is using brains to analyze it. There are probably secrets the brain simply doesn’t want us to know.
But by no means should that stop us from tinkering around in there, using somewhat questionable and possibly dangerous techniques to make our brains do what we want.
We can’t vouch for any...
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Dylan Vs. Amusement
I am watching a bad movie, unfortunately enough for me it’s not one of those “It’s so bad that it’s good” movies either. In 2004 James Wan a budding director released a film called ‘Saw’, this subsequently created it’s own genre known as ‘Torture Porn’. Ever since, Hollywood has been releasing film after film in the genre trying to milk...
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I don't care if Monday's blue.
Your dreams aren't stupid.
Dylan Vs. Joe's Car
I’m cleaning it.
Dylan Vs. Jennifer's Body
I am perplexed on a movie with Megan Fox as the lead actress has such a fantastic soundtrack. I mean I am genuinely shocked on how great this compilation is!
For those that religiously follow my Tumblr. updates would know that I am a huge Dashboad Confessional fan. With that being said I was aware that they had a new single which could be found on the Jennifer’s Body soundtrack called...
This is Parkour, internet sensation of 2004 and it was in one of the Bond films....
– Jim Halpert Season 6 Episode 1
It must be Saturday...
I’m alone in the house. The music is blasting. I am doing dishes. Then I’m going to cook the best bacon and eggs known to man. Did I mention I am wearing only my briefs in all of this?